| Author | Message | ||
| Sportfisher
Senior Member Username: Sportfisher Post Number: 1878 Registered: 10-2002 |
 Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet. The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai. Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single. Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. As usual, if you don't forward this to 10 of your friends within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will fall off. Really... it's true! Have I ever lied to you?  | ||
| Rm2
Senior Member Username: Rm2 Post Number: 405 Registered: 6-2001 |
"Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?" What an image - all those huge butt crack butterflies  | ||
| Steve
Senior Member Username: Steve Post Number: 268 Registered: 4-2003 |
Yeah Rob, and won't those pierced belly buttons be attractive? Wait, something may be covering them up by then... | ||
| Jimbonelson
Senior Member Username: Jimbonelson Post Number: 304 Registered: 2-2004 |
i would hope they would be |