Iceismeltin
Senior Member
Username: Iceismeltin
Post Number: 702
Registered: 10-2002
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Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run outa night
crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in
his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs,so he decided to
steal dat froggie.
Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real careful
or he'd git bit. He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him roun de haid.
Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrap hisself roun'
Boudreaux's arm try'n to git hisself free.
But Boudreaux, he had a real good grip on his haid, yeh. Well, Boudreaux
pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can.
Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him
good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bibs, pulls a
pint a moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snake's mouf. well, dat
snake's eyeballs kinda roll back in his haid
and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou.
Den he goes back to fishin'. A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin' tappin
on his barefoot toe.
He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wif two more frogs.
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